Peter Parker (
stupidbutgood) wrote2025-10-04 07:27 pm
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OPEN RP POST
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I tend to play Peter as somewhere between late 20's and early 30's, doing Grad school stuff but still working for the Daily Bugle taking pictures of Spider-Man.

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[ Peter's phone pings with a message from Cougar which is just the number "30" and the water gun emoji. ]
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Is anyone not your age ancient to you?
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if the answer is no then yes, you're ancient
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You live just as hard a life Cougar.
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Found the old man!
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If that's your definition he can't be ancient.
Also, yes, you are baby.
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Cougar looks wildly more responsible than you.
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and probably accurate
but come onnnn
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Try it?
Maybe it'll be great.
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Why ask if you don't want to do it?
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also if i already have a full beard then it won't be so noticeable when we're on mission and i can't shave for a few weeks
or even just a few days lbr
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Ask Cougar what he thinks.
He has to put up with it more than I do.
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that goatee's the best he can do
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I would've guessed the opposite.
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but yeah he can manage scraggles and that's all
he's very aerodynamic
smooth like a dolphin
[ A totally normal thing to say about your buddy. ]
whereas i go like a day and a half without shaving and i look like i stapled sandpaper to my face
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That's okay, I can't grow facial hair either.
I feel his pain.
[ A very normal thing for Jensen to say about Cougar. ]
And you don't like it.
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aw you'll get there one day bud
and you won't shoot me when i complain about how itchy i am
[ They are Very Normal! Nothing to see here, folks! ]
because it's so itchy when it's growing in
i have very sensitive, delicate skin
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Smoooooooth.
[ It might be a genetic thing. Peter's not sure why his facial hair doesn't grow beyond scruff. ]
Aren't there lotions for that though?
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i know this trick
[ It's definitely genetics. If it was anything just, Cougar would have a gloriously glossy beard and Jensen could keep his smooth baby cheeks as long as he wants. ]
sure
i can't take them in the field with me
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