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[stupidbutgood]

OPEN RP POST

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I tend to play Peter as somewhere between late 20's and early 30's, doing Grad school stuff but still working for the Daily Bugle taking pictures of Spider-Man.


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Comments

[igotacrossbow]

stop poisoning him against me!

[ Peter's phone pings with a message from Cougar which is just the number "30" and the water gun emoji. ]

[stupidbutgood]

I'm speaking the truth!

Is anyone not your age ancient to you?

[igotacrossbow]

my metric is can you get up off the floor without all your joints cracking

if the answer is no then yes, you're ancient

[stupidbutgood]

I bet something of yours cracks.
You live just as hard a life Cougar.

[igotacrossbow]

oh i sound like a firecracker for sure

[stupidbutgood]

Old man!
Found the old man!

[igotacrossbow]

nah my beautiful unlined face and sparkling blue eyes counteract my popping joints

[stupidbutgood]

Okay, one, Cougar looks as young as you do.
If that's your definition he can't be ancient.
Also, yes, you are baby.

[igotacrossbow]

then how come he gets called "sir" and i get called "son" everywhere we go??

[stupidbutgood]

Please see previous comment about baby face for the answer to that last question.
Cougar looks wildly more responsible than you.

[igotacrossbow]

that is so hurtful
and probably accurate
but come onnnn

[stupidbutgood]

I can't change how you look, man.

[igotacrossbow]

do you think if i grow a full beard i'll look better?

[stupidbutgood]

I don't know.
Try it?
Maybe it'll be great.

[igotacrossbow]

it's so itchy though!

[stupidbutgood]

Then don't grow it?
Why ask if you don't want to do it?

[igotacrossbow]

because i might look better?

also if i already have a full beard then it won't be so noticeable when we're on mission and i can't shave for a few weeks
or even just a few days lbr

[stupidbutgood]

You look fine.

Ask Cougar what he thinks.
He has to put up with it more than I do.

[igotacrossbow]

cougar can't grow a full beard and he's mad about it
that goatee's the best he can do

[stupidbutgood]

Aw, that's adorable.
I would've guessed the opposite.

[igotacrossbow]

he's very sensitive about it so hush
but yeah he can manage scraggles and that's all
he's very aerodynamic
smooth like a dolphin

[ A totally normal thing to say about your buddy. ]

whereas i go like a day and a half without shaving and i look like i stapled sandpaper to my face

[stupidbutgood]

Smooth like a shark.
That's okay, I can't grow facial hair either.
I feel his pain.

[ A very normal thing for Jensen to say about Cougar. ]

And you don't like it.

[igotacrossbow]

i'm not falling into this trap with you

aw you'll get there one day bud
and you won't shoot me when i complain about how itchy i am

[ They are Very Normal! Nothing to see here, folks! ]

because it's so itchy when it's growing in
i have very sensitive, delicate skin

[stupidbutgood]

Smooth sharks.
Smoooooooth.

[ It might be a genetic thing. Peter's not sure why his facial hair doesn't grow beyond scruff. ]

Aren't there lotions for that though?

[igotacrossbow]

nope you're not gonna get me
i know this trick

[ It's definitely genetics. If it was anything just, Cougar would have a gloriously glossy beard and Jensen could keep his smooth baby cheeks as long as he wants. ]

sure
i can't take them in the field with me