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Looking to RP something with Peter?

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I tend to play Peter as somewhere between late 20's and early 30's, doing Grad school stuff but still working for the Daily Bugle taking pictures of Spider-Man.

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hey
bagging a nurse or a doctor is pretty good
you could do a lot worse

awww petey
you're so sweet

[ Julie worries about him but Julie also was raised in the same environment he was. She's used to it, too, and besides, she knows that if something were to happen to him, like actually happen to him, she'll be informed. He's got it set up so that if any changes are made to his medical records, she immediately gets a notification about it. If he gets marked KIA somewhere, even if the actual incident report is blacked out, Jules will know long before the Army gets around to telling her. ]

I'm not looking to bag anyone though.
And none of them seem interested in bagging me.
Probably because they're also busy with school.

I am aware.

[ Peter has made himself the protector of a whole neighborhood. One might say he's over protective of the things he cares about. Jensen's on the list now. ]

it's true it's hard to focus on a love life when your every waking minute is accounted for
who are you interested in bagging, though?
just out of curiosity

i'm pinching your cheeks long-distance just fyi

No one?
Like I said.
Or are we talking in general here?

Ow.
Stop it.

in general
apart from stubborn

stop being so cute then

Uh, smart. Funny. Caring.
You know, a nice person who also likes the things I like.
Kind of what everyone is looking for, I guess?

I'm just being myself!
I can't stop doing that.

physical description?
gender?

you're so right
alright fine
just brace yourself for a noogie when i see you again

...
Jensen.
Why are you asking?

You'll have to catch me first.

[ And Peter is fantastically good at dodging. ]

because i'm curious?
how else am i supposed to set you up if i don't know what you like?

if you're worried i'm going to be a dick about it if you like guys i won't i promise
i'm a dick about a lot of things but sexuality isn't one of them
i've spent way too much time on the internet to give a shit about that kind of stuff

nah you'll give in to the urge to hug me and that's when i'll strike

How are you going to set me up?
You're all over the world at any given time.
Which is not Queens.

I'm very glad you're not an asshole.

Now you're using my weakness against me.

you think that's going to stop me?

i am though
just not about this

that's the kind of tactical thinking the army drills into you

I don't see how you're going to go "hey, this is my friend Peter, he's a great guy," and like actually put people in front of me to talk to.
That's the part that I'm trying to figure out.

So, I'll see you in June then huh?

I don't think you're supposed to use it like this.

you've never heard of blind dates?
i can absolutely make this happen
also don't think i haven't noticed you didn't answer my question

as long as i'm not in a foxhole getting perforated sure

if they didn't want to me to go off-books with it they shouldn't have taught me in the first place

I don't know.
I've never dated a guy.
Only had one girlfriend my entire life.

Is the shrug emoji an acceptable answer to that question?

No dying.

are you interested?
i bet you i can find a cute guy for you in queens

shrug emojis are acceptable, sure
that broadens the pool a bit

are you shrug emoji to physical descriptors too? do you like blondes? brunettes?

boo you never let me have any fun

If a guy is interesting.
I guess?
I don't have anything against it.

Again, only have experience with one person.
She had blonde hair and blue eyes.
She was pretty so I can't say I don't care about looks.
But I liked her mind and personality most of all.

Also, I hope you realize I'm not going on like any date you set up.
Just FYI.

roger that

okay but experience doesn't dictate taste

[ He does restrain himself from asking what kind of porn Peter watches. That's the kind of discussion that can be freely had in an Army barracks but Jensen is self-aware enough to know that's not a Normal Person Discussion.

You're welcome, Peter. ]

what??!?
that's so hurtful!!
i could set you up on an incredible date!!!

[ He appreciates that. Peter likes Jensen. Their friendship is great. He is not ready for the what porn do you watch discussion. ]

I told you!
I'm too busy to go on dates.

[ See? He's sensitive and conscientious! ]

you weren't too busy to go skateboarding with me!

I won't see you very often.
You're busy with Army stuff.

i could find you a cute blonde in the army who's too busy to go on dates with you...

If I wanted that I would have it already.
Because I have you.

awww peter!

you're making me blush

It's the truth!

one day i'm going to find you a cute blonde who's not a fucking head case and who can actually spend time with you and who will support your dreams and hobbies

hopefully they won't be in the army
most of us are damaged goods